Lee McKing: You know, I have had some interesting connections with bird shit all my life. Some of you may have had one or two times, but I lost count with my encounters. From as big a surface area as front, to as small as my thumb, from an angle on my leg, to straight onto my head, and there is many more where that came from. Today cuts the cake. I never left the house. The bird came to visit me and poop in my kitchen. Secret Level Unlocked.